Neopolitan

A mute, ice cream looking girl from RWBY with a pretty smile and umbrella. Takes pride in hurting others (is a sadist)
She's also a criminal, and has killed before.

Neopolitan could often be found stealing from banks or enjoying some neapolitan in her favorite ice cream shop. She's devoted to Roman and will stab anyone else with her very pointy umbrella.

by 4d chesser April 6, 2021

Neopolitan

When you are on your period and go to the toilet for a piss and a shit and then wipe. The colors of the Neopolitan lay on your tissue

Just went to the toilet and had a full-blown Neopolitan wipe

by peachyorange March 4, 2022

neopolitan

After having anal sex with your partner of choice, you extract your penis, only to find your penis is covered in, blood, semen and shit, the same colors in a neopolitan ice cream

i had anal with Karen the other day, i went home with a neopolitan!

by CrucifiedOutlaw May 10, 2023

Neopolitan Dick

"Neopolitan Dick " is a term to describe a circumcised penis having a variety of colors (~hence, "neopolitan" like the famous mix of strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate icecream) due to the circumcision itself.

The tip (head) more pink, the shaft more neutral, and the scrotum darker.

Girl: His dick had different colors.
Girl's Friend: So he had a Neopolitan Dick?
Girl: Haha I suppose, it was pretty hot to be honest...

by KiiDLMTLSS January 3, 2014

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

Neopolitan Drip

When you fuck a girl in the ass and drop your load in her, the subsequent mixture of liquid that drips out is a little red (blood), a little white (cum) and a little or a lot, if your lucky, brown (poop).

After I banged candy in the ass last night she treated me to a neopolitan drip on my chest.

by Mugwamp530 December 8, 2013

Neopolitan Dump

When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.

Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz

by apound21 June 11, 2009