nelson 

N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.

Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring

nelson by Drake Fisher February 8, 2009

nelson 

noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.

Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.

Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.

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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????

Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!

nelson by gimmedatmoet May 16, 2011

Nelson 

A situation whereby an individual performs an act that is consider stingy or selfish. The individual is reluctant to part with or share cash, food, drink, or any other items. It is also commonly used when referring to a male who is seen as a sleeze.

“Hey man, you didn’t put in for the cab ride, you’re such a Nelson.”

Nelson by Mr. Cannot February 6, 2010

Nelson 

another word for the acctual asshole.

I'm gunna but my willie in your nelson!

Nelson by THE_Orange_zilla November 3, 2010

Nelson 

A small boy who is also a player.he can be sweet but he is actually a donkey.he will try to hang out with the popular people just so he can be cool. Treats people like they are a nobody and does care about other people exept him

Girl1:hey i saw a kid hanging out with the popular people and they didn't even know him
Girl2:yeah he is such a nelson

Nelson by Stitchlove October 29, 2014

nelson 

nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.

My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.

nelson by JjHair November 23, 2009

Nelson 

Brazilian for asshole

Man is Nelson is a Nelson.

Nelson by wilfred89 October 4, 2018