Neff is FUCKING HELL. They have this thing called Texan time were we cant use our phones AT ALL. There is also a lot of ghetto kids trying to fight.
by Zoomer bruh December 11, 2019
He is dupid and bad at fps games calls me a try hard and doesn't come over to my house. sits next to me in pre-engineering, he is not tall at all, is legit 5,4", but is gud at for honor
Your a dupid zander neff
by Not JewishSalt April 24, 2019
Someone who is caring. They are one of the best people and give the best advice. They have such beautiful features that make anyone fall for them in a matter of seconds. They seem reserve, but once they get comfortable with you, not only will you gt urself a friend, but also someone who has one of the best advices ever. Pretty eyes, that if you look at them for look time, you'll become hypnotized by their beauty. They might like a guy who has big feet, and thats intimidating but its actually a big softie. May spend money on A LOT of albums even if they are the same album but different versions. Wants to go to a concert but is def broke atm. They have beautiful hair too. Many green flags, but one red flag is that they are def friends with someone named Leslie. They might have a big puffa jacket...but...if you have a neff in ur life, then treat them like they deserve. Spoil them, let them know their worth, cause they are perfect in every aspect.
"Did i tell you about neff?"
"Oh, the most beautiful girl? The girl that gives you the best advice? Yeah you have...you are so lucky to have someone like them as ur friend"
"Oh, the most beautiful girl? The girl that gives you the best advice? Yeah you have...you are so lucky to have someone like them as ur friend"
by kxjmn December 03, 2021
Neffs are strange creatures. They like to nap and have 'snackies'. Neffs can be affectionate, but be careful as they do have a tendancy to bite on occasion. To make a neff happy, feed her snackies, let her nap and give attention. Neffs do lack the ability to think before they speak, so if your Neff says something mean, just give her a snackie and send for nap immediately.
by Neffneff March 31, 2020
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