Needledick

What Casey and Annie Love.

Michael has a needledick.

by What Are My Nipples? February 5, 2005

needlemonger

A person who is a prize cunt who likes to nag a lot

You are an utter needlemonger.

by AnotherPersonYouDontKnow October 1, 2020

Needledickery

Needledickery is the act of behaving like or having a needledick.
Usually it is said to describe white rich kids who get anything they want without asking twice.
Often, it can be interchanged with douchebaggery .
It means practically the same thing, except it's slightly more derogatory.

Carmen: (to Princeton) "Dude, you're being a total needledick right now. Cut it out."
Frank: "Yeah. There's no need to be so full of needledickery."
Princeton: "Shut the fuck up! I'm not full of needledickery or whatever the hell you're saying."
Carmen: "Uhh. Yeah. You're up to your eyes in neeedledickery".
Princeton: (throws up on Carmen's shoes)
Carmen: "Eww. That's so gross!"
Frank: (To Princeton) "You still think you're not full of needledickery?"

by ChannelingJ-Woww. August 30, 2010

needlelip

A person with a lip piercing.

John was a failure with no friends. Desperate to fit in, he decided to get a lip piercing, which makes him a needlelip.

by iBoy2G November 10, 2013

needletip

A male human with a thick penis but an extremely small bellend

“Oh my god Sarah, Joe was trying so hard but he couldn’t satisfy me because he’s got a needletip!”

by Tropicaldude1986 December 21, 2017

NeedlesAndThorns

a really handsome dude, but very gay. fruity as fuck.

A: "Woah! is that NeedlesAndThorns? that dadfucker looking so pretty rn.."

B: "fr... i wish i was him..."

by hotsexytwink July 17, 2021

toad needlebunny rainbow dash

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is the most awesome person you know
if you know toad needlebunny rainbow dash you are cooool.

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is awesome

by rainball dash March 21, 2017