needle dick

basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.

Dude, you're a fucking needle dick

by Berry Blueman October 12, 2010

Needle dick

When kalob sticks a needle thrue the 2 holes on the side of his horse cock

Person 1: that's a skinny penis
Person 2:that's called a needle dick

by Needle dick kalob May 10, 2020

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

needle dick

this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.

"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"

"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."

by It's ya boi needle dick December 13, 2023

needle-dick

a penis that somewhat resembles a needle in both size and girth

Lloyd Cremer has a needle-dick.

by Matt Keogh May 20, 2003

Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair

jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse

by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008

(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

by alikatt333 January 8, 2009