neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Nebard

To be a retard - act retarded or stupid - yes it is taken from a bus company - this company is located in wakefield and me and my friends (people may contest this) were prob the first people to start using the name nebard back in early 2000.

God you are such a fucking nebard sometimes

by lynsey casey September 16, 2006

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."

by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009

nebar

another way of saying "never"
never --> nevar --> nebar

Enemy: "All your cake is mine!"
You: "NEBAR !!!!"

by Josh_4692 November 12, 2012

nedapus

The Nedapus is a creature locked in an eternal cycle of birth and rebirth with Ned and the Pineapple of Existence

"Watch out or the Nedapus might get you"

by Person8999 October 4, 2017

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019