near the knuckle

Risque. Rude but not completely gross (joke).

"That gag was near the knuckle, man." "I know but still funny wasn't it?"

by piscivore September 14, 2017

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

near nug

a term used to refer to marijuana that is better than mids but worse than kindbud

BOB: hey i got some near nug and a hooka wanna take a few pulls?
JANE: i love you

by JmZitty April 4, 2006

near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.

Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!

by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011

near Miss

an almost successful pickup

Ted was so close to hooking up with Amy, then he blew it with a stupid remark. She's another near Miss of his.

by Oerzzz January 14, 2010