neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Neopolitan

To have sex with 3 women at the same time; a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead(vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry, respectively)

Dan Heller is a pimp, yo. Last night he got with a sweede, a spic and a mic!
Word!? You mean he had a neopolitan?

by A. Lazarus November 15, 2004

The Neopolitan

The act of licking a woman from her ass to her taint then on to the vagina in one motion without removing the tongue from her skin. The word NEOPOLITAN came from the type of ice cream it is 3 types of ice cream in one container. (chocolate,vanilla, and strawberry.

Ben stiller stuck his tongue in Jenna Jameson from ass to pussy, he gave her the neopolitan.

by retierkram May 26, 2010

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

Neopolitan ice cream

Ice cream with three strips of flavor. One strip is chocolate, another vanilla, and the third is Strawberry.

Hey Jimmy, put that Neopolitan ice cream in my mouth.

by The Jason Himself December 9, 2008

Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."

by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009

Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.

I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.

by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019