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navigator

Someone who spent way too much time in school only to be replaced by a little piece of technology called GPS.
Could you ask the navigator to get me coffee while I check the GPS for where we are.
by Corporal Useless February 13, 2003
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Nimble Navigator

An alternative spelling for centipede; used as a compound noun.
The nimble navigator destroyed its cowardly prey with ease, expertly countering its weak attacks.
by They_sold_my_email_address August 24, 2016
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Navigator, The

Put in "The Navigator", he's going to rack up mad points.
by J-Fan February 23, 2005
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Celestial Navigator 2050

A movie set in 2050

A time-traveling Judge "Lord Bud" said to have used his influence in the NACLU New American civil liberties union Frees Tom petty from earthly fame and changes his name to Pom Teddy And enslaves him for a supposedly 22-day-stay in county vacation Picking Blackberries on a Blackberry Plantation to earn a Queensbury Parden for the Federal crime of Trespass. But was then found guilty of Singing about a federally regulated substance in the song Mary Jane's last dance, In an obviously Rigged Trial, and given a hard-two-Dozen Picking Blackberries in the hot sun (LAKE OF FIRE) put in involuntary servitude ghostwriting songs for a super narcissistic loudmouthed troll son of the plantation owner himself RAM Bob. Pom Teddy is smooth and steady and carries the show from a position of the lowest ranking of the roadies. Bob needs to lose the Horns on his head to become a polled RAM and be called Bob Christ. Free of RAM who is the evil argumentative head butting persona that shows up when the title Christ is dropped off the name. When He is RAM BOB the father also becomes a malevolent mean-spirited Black foot Redneck Leprechaun. When he is Bob Christ the father is The Honorable Respectful Lord Bud. Secretly all are working to lure RAM BOB into a thorny crown of Blackberry vines so Isaac and Bud can cut the horns off.

Blessings, respect, and love to all without Prejudice from Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation
The example is set in 2028 Six years from now.

Bill Burr: Hey Jeff "have you seen the movie Celestial Navigator 2050?"

Jeff Foxworthy: No I cannot say redneck for 5 years until that movie comes out in 2033 because Holy Okie "Lord Bud" is also the Orwellian totalitarian Tyrant Blackfoot Redneck Leprechaun and you know he doesn't have any clothes on.
by Spiritual-Master February 3, 2022
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zen navigation

Zen Navigation is a form of universal navigation. The technique used, rather than consulting a map, is to find someone who looks like they know where they're going and follow them. It very rarely gets you where you wanted to go but always where you needed to be.
Fuck using the map let's use the trusty old Zen Navigation.
by Scott Universe February 1, 2016
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navigator

a jumped up arsehole who helps people on lycos chat.
the navigator was power hungry and kicked all the chatters out
by ladycazzeh July 8, 2006
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navigating

getting closer to your destination. physically, emotionally and mentally.
but it only makes sense if your destination is getting closer to you, too.
They are navigating towards each other.
by Krkič March 26, 2020
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