the nasties

A slang term for porn, sex, and masturbation.

Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.

Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!

Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.

Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!

by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014

nattistroffic

unable to buy, or get natural light

11:57 and realize there is no more natural light in cooler:nattistroffic

by riptide hogge April 7, 2009

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

nasties

glasgow word for having sex

Ted was looking forward to getting his nasties

by chelsea dagger November 2, 2006

di-nastiest

Something or someone that is so nasty that the nasty has to be double to two nasties.

Man... you are DI-nastiest, but you're better than that man over there, he be tetra-nastiest

by BIG FABE! July 30, 2004

natiesha

Nateisha is a strong and confident woman with a contagious laughter, that slays everything including the dragons. if you pick on her or any of her friends/family, prepare to be crucified because she will sass you back to fourth grade. yassss bitch.

natiesha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HI!

milk me and call me a cow, is that Natiesha?

by code-green February 23, 2018

tice ol' nitties

Nice titties. Similar to pig latin. An off shoot of tig ol' bitties. Firm and perky, nice areola (little to no brail) to nipple to breast ratio, good coloration. More than a handful is generally smiled upon.

Can also be abbreviated to "tice ol' nits"

Damn, boy! You see dat Scar Jo? She got dem TICE ol' nitties...

by jdizzle8921 and Jshweeze March 31, 2009