nard

the combo of a nark and a nerd

used by bros to describe anyone not chill

bro1: yo.. that kids sucha nard
bro2: i know. so not chill...
bro1: fuck it. lets lax
bro2: aight

by brosel August 17, 2010

the nard

some people(most of which are familiar with nardcore) use this as slang for oxnard. Its just cool and stupid at the same time.

Joe - So where are you from?

Krista - The Nard

A Guy - using "The Nard" is gay, just say Oxnard.

Krista - But I'm so cool.
Joe and Guy - Oh

by homophobic July 01, 2004

nard

a turd, bog, grogan, shit, crap

why don't u suck a nard out of my butt

by Gazza March 25, 2003

Nard-on

When a mans testicles elevate, elongate, and stiffen, during extreme arousal.

"Dude, that chick gives me a serious nard-on every time I see her."

by MikeHawk8=====D~~~~ March 23, 2015

nard

(nard):a word that means for testicle often used as an exclamation of disappointment

(narded): to be beaten beyond repair there is no coming back from being narded

use 1:
person 1: hey will you go out with me

person 2: sorry no
person 1: aw nards

use 2:
person 1: he man I lost that football game
person 2: aw man that sucks how badly
person 1: lets just say we got narded

by GCORDON288 February 14, 2019

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 15, 2003

nard

"insert word here"- nard can be used to replace any word.

E.g. You got any nards? Hey nard face, you have a face like nards. Nard can be used in place of any word. For example "fuckyou dickhead you stink like crap" could be changed to "fuckyou nardhead you stink like nards"

by clancepants May 19, 2005