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Naples, NY

A beautiful little old timey village in central NY, FLX nestled under Canandaigua lake.
With a population of under 1k its hard to not run into someone you know, or is related to you in some way or another.
Famous for its annual grape festival, where you can get the finest grape pies.
Make sure you say hello to the lovely mayor Brian as he is a man of his community!

He has been serving the village for over a decade!

Recommended places to visit:
middletown tavern,
Josephs market,
Old school cafe,
The naples hotel (its haunted)
Roots cafe,
Inspire moore winery,
Sutton spoons,
Artizanns.
And many more!

Dont miss out on this hidden gem.
“I heard that naples, ny has a grape festival?”
Yeah! Youve gotta have monicas pies!

“Whats there to do in naples, ny?”
they have a party in the park every week in the middle of town where they play music! Its right by the music store.

“When is the best time to visit naples, ny?”
Autumn! You can see the leaves change color & the second to last week of september they host the annual grape festival”
by Schenkatron1999 October 2, 2025
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Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.
Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024
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Naple

Defines someone who act savagely and dont like to be step on in all the ways possible. People often get intimidate by that kind of dark person.
Saw that guy asking for something and then this other guy pulled a Naple and shit on him. This guy was never seen afterwards. Sources think he got killed.
by Dark web December 8, 2018
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Naples hoe

A bitch that act like she loyal and faithful but not
Aye Bella is such a naples hoe
by Jonjon2hard October 5, 2019
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Naples

It's the Brenden schuab of nipples
Those are some nice naples
by BoogShady January 31, 2022
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A school where trust fund babies go. Most people who go there hate it. All the kids here get dropped off in their daddy’s Range Rover. Girls there are mean asf. I mean what do you expect in Naples.
Oh shit she probably going to First Baptist Academy Naples.
by Naplesgirly11 July 17, 2024
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