Mosin-Nagant

8.8 pounds of fuck your shit, the Mosin-Nagant was designed in 1891 by Captain Sergei Mosin and Leon Nagant. This bad ass mother fucker has a grand total of 25 parts, and only 12 are actually required for it to function. With a butt plate made of pure skull crushing steel and a bayonet as long as your arm, this son of a dog fucking bitch was made to kill from end to end, and did I forget to mention that this fuckers bayonet makes Shaquille O'Neals dick look like a mother fucking tic tac. This bad fuck has been used by everyone from the Viet Cong to the mother fucking United god damn States of ass murdering America. This rifle was made for ass fucking, and now, over 100 years after they were first produced you can still find them on battlefields everywhere, still fucking asses. "Why are these ancient as fuck rifles still fucking asses" you may be wondering, well wonder no more ass bag, because I'll tell your bitch ass, it's because this fucker runs about $130, that's fucking right cock monger, this bastard costs less than a tank of gas in the big ass mother fucking truck any owner of this fucker must own. Best of all the ammo for this costs less than that hooker you're about to call, because you're a mother fucking Soviet now, and Soviets fuck hookers and drink vodka, so buy some fucking vodka you little bitch!

Jim: "Hey I need a gun that will fuck shit up no matter where I am, no matter what condition I'm in, but I've only got $300"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A FUCKING MOSIN-NAGANT!!!"
Jim: "But what about ammo???"
Rest of the god damn, mother raping, ass fucking Universe: "GET A MOTHER FUCKING, ASS HUMPING, NAZI KILLING MOSIN-FUCKING-NAGANT!!!"

by 130 pounds of fuck you October 18, 2014

nalen

The guy with a girl name lol. The guy in love with superman and every other comic that has ever existed. The most caring best friend you could find. He'll always make you laugh. Perfect person to play video games with because sometimes you can beat him in injustice with cat women and it feels great. The sweetest boyfriend in the universe. You'll have butterflies in the stomach everytime you see his face. The one you can smoke with, drink with, and just simply chill with. Did I mention amazing sex, you'll be like that emoji with hearts in his eyes after you've had a piece of that ass. If you ever come across a nalen, love him forever, he's a keeper.

Dam look at that Nalen

I wish Nalen was my boyfriend too bad he's already taken by shelly.

by 5h377y December 23, 2013

Nalani

A very sweet, hot girl who is a really good kisser. At times, can be really weird and tend to flirt with people. But in the end always with be there, someone you can't get away from.

Man i wish my girlfriend was more Nalani.

by battlebear1o1 December 13, 2010

Nacanowhere, Texas

A city in Texas (Nacogdoches) that is in the middle of nowhere and the most exciting thing to do is go to Walmart.

When I look around and see nothing but a Walmart and a few fast food resteraunts, I know I have landed in Nacanowhere, Texas.

by The fighting lumberjack March 21, 2011

nalah

Nalah is normally a girl who doesn't let what people say define her. She puts people in check when they need it and doesn't except any bs from nobody. Nalah is normally a beautiful black girl. but on some occasions she can act a lil ugly but try not to get to that side if her. Nalah always thinks she's right even when she knows the other person is right. she's is usually going to be very successful doing what ever she wants.. and will easily learn from her mistakes. Nalah is normally nice but don't betray her or she won't mind telling u how she feels.

Nigga1: damn look at her😍
Nigga2: om I need to get me a Nalah

by NIGFA July 16, 2017

Miku Nakano

The Anime Goddess

#teamMiku

Guy 1: who are you rooting for

Guy 2: Miku nakano

Guy 1: ayyy my brother

by LT_SandMan December 2, 2019

Hideki Naganuma

Hideki Naganuma is a music artist and composer of the Jet Set Radio series. Instead of being known for his musical talents, he's now known for saying incomprehensible combinations of memes on Twitter that he learned from us. His common vocabulary includes Among us, big chungus, having sexual intercourse with your mother, sus, and family guy.

Person 1: Hey did you see that new Hideki Naganuma tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, what the fuck does he mean by the chungus amongus strongus?
Person 1: I think we made him go crazy.
Person 2: Remember when he was known for music?
Person 1: Yeah.

by anonymous March 18, 2021