Number 3

To ejaculate. Urine is numerb 1, poo is number 2, cum is number 3.

I want to go number 3 in Taylor Swift.

by Doc Bliss August 6, 2016

number 3

unlike number 1 and 2, number 3 is masturbation

i need to do a number 3

by alien ed May 27, 2008

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

by gretta March 21, 2005

Number 3

To go both number 1 and number 2 at the same time
Both pee and poop

I mostly go number 3 so I feel much better now

by Inugami98UwU June 30, 2020

Number 3

The act of sexually pleasuring one's self in a destructive or graphic manner

Phil, i'll be back, i'm doing a quick number 3

by TheSlipperyCheezeWhiz October 27, 2020

Number 3

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.

"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."

by Mr. Account Manager February 19, 2010

number 3

Restroom term for diarrhea. If number one is urinate and number two is defecate than number 3 is both at the same time.

Pissing out your butt.

Hershey squirts.

I had number 3 all morning after a night of drinking draft beer!

by Max Pontiac December 21, 2006