Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.

Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.

Nikola Tesla by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011

nikolai belinski

A russian soldier who is a raging alcoholic. He can not get enough of that shit. Now give Nikolai his Goodman vodka or he'll rip of your arms and beat you to death with them.

I want my vodka as much as Nikolai Belinski!

nikolai belinski by Thegreatcolim June 30, 2016

Nikolai'ing 

To describe someone doing batshit insane things

My friend is Nikolai'ing and being a fucking idiot.

Nikolai'ing by HAHAHAHA I AM BAD AT SLEEPING February 15, 2023

Nikolai Gogol 

A hot, Russian clown
Is a terrorist but that doesn’t stop everyone from loving him

Person 1: Nikolai Gogol is so hot
Person 2: Who’s that?
Person 1: 😏 someone from Bungou

Nikolai Gogol by Yokomizo December 30, 2020

Nikolaos 

he is a fucking peng (like 10 out of 10) boy he has a fucking huge dick (jeffna knows) he will make u cum in bed before u say daddy

Ur Mum: ohh Nikolaos was absolutely great in bed he make me cum sooooooo quick
Ur Aunty: ikr he was fabulous when he put his dick in my pussy

Nikolaos by ImAlwaysBlessedIsTru December 16, 2018

nikolija 

a cute girl, once you meet her you can’t replace her beauty w anyone else ;)

hey! look it’s nikolija , a cute girl i told you about!!!
damn nikolija looks good tonight!

nikolija by mynamwiswutttt January 23, 2021

Nikola Tesla

A man who wasn’t stolen from, but was stolen from mankind.

Nikola Tesla: It’s a wireless transmission of truth, and it’s a shocking real story of a banker and you, and if the people knew you stopped me from making power free, they would curse the con Edison with every utility.

Nikola Tesla by Flatblok71 May 17, 2020