by Sorta-Understand-the-Definition Guy April 09, 2004
Usually refers to a cute, unattainable, wholesome girl, who a guy would like to make love to. She's the type of girl you can take home to your mother, but usually is a tiger in bed.
Amy is one of the "girl next door" types. She is just as cute as a pin, so I was completely surprised when she agreed to go out with me, and even more surprised when she was all over me when we got to the park. She blew me (and swallowed) before we even got out of the car, and was tight as a vise when we made love before I took her home.
by BRD August 28, 2005
The first thing I do when I wake up every morning is to think of the girl next door and get a tissue from the box.
by Pepe99 January 19, 2017
a wierd show about kids vs adults using '2X4 technology". All the characters have very large hands and feet but paper thin legs and arms as well.
by Stupid January 14, 2005
by CNote2055 September 30, 2009
by 54356475676745643`123542343345 May 16, 2010
What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021