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Neapolitan

While having sex you can either

PINK: vagina
WHITE: mouth
BROWN: anus
First off the man inserts his penis into the women’s vagina, after he then pokes it into the anus, to finish it off he then slides his dick into the other partners mouth.
“HEY GURL…the other night me and Matthew were getting it on and he said that he wanted to give me the Neapolitan.” “So he shoved his dick in me then, then inserted it into my anus then finished it with cumin in my mouth!”
by Yo Bitch ;) April 17, 2022
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Nicapoop

A slightly retarded person that annoys everybody.
Jimmy: Yo do you see that kid annoying everybody
Bob: Yeah he's acting like such a nicapoop
by Tycoolkid September 8, 2016
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Neapolitan love-slide

When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.
Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!
by craig nicolson January 12, 2012
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NoCap_

Constance : hey guess what?!
Gianella : what?!
Constance : NoCap_
by NoCap_ July 30, 2019
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neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of cum, blood, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.
I fucked your sister's ass so hard last night I made neapolitan ice cream.
by worlddom September 15, 2008
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Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.
After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert
by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008
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Neapolitan Blowjob

To have your girlfriend performs oral sex on you immediately after you had both period sex and anal sex with her AND came inside her, your dick being covered of brown, white and pink residues, thus corresponding to the chocolate, vanilla and strawberry flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.
"My girl is such a sex freak she even gives me neapolitan blowjobs."
by Dr. SexyGeek March 4, 2009
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