chew on my nads

Alternative to suck my dick

Man#1: You're a fag
Man#2: Chew on my nads!

by hunglox September 4, 2011

lads before nads

Kind of like the saying bros before hoes except when your bro is gay

Lad 1: Damn, I could be eating Jake’s ass right now, but we bros have to stick together, lads before nads!

Lad 2: Thanks Kris!

by Rick Saccone March 13, 2018

pump my nads

a saying used to express excitment (either sexual or otherwise). comes from the word "gonads" meaning testicles.

"Mo-Lay" doesn't really pump my nads
-The Breakfast Club

by Vlad the Slayer March 16, 2010

razzes my nads

when a bothersome or annoying situation occurs; something which aggravates.

"nothing razzes my nads more than waiting for my girlfriend to get ready for a night out"

by tonybotz May 21, 2013

arach-nads

spidermans testicles

pender has a pair of hairy arach-nads that she duct-tapes to her barse

my arach-nads are tingling.

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

go-nads

The Rhode Island School of Design's school mascot is the Nads. They even have a big penis costume as the mascot.

It's cheering for the school/sports team.

Crowd during a hockey game: Go Nads, Go!

by her October 3, 2004

Dirty Nads

When you go balls deep during anal sex & then have them sucked clean

Jimmy, the filthy bastard kissed Liz after she gave him a Dirty Nads.

by Honeybadg3r March 27, 2019