My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

My MoThEr

A person who always leaves you at the age of 4 and comes back to you at the age of 12 to say happy birthday and leave. But before she leaves shes going to tell you that shes really sorry and then she will leave for another 7-8 years then come back telling you that you suddenly have a SISTER you had no FUCKING clue about

My MoThEr left me >:(

by Charlielovesmaxine June 9, 2022

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

I, Angel Jose Robles Order My Biological Mother To Take Her Teeth Out For Prostitution, I

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

my mother asked me a question

meme of a skeleton lmao

its the meme of a skeleton that says "my mother asked me a question what the fuck are those?"

by SCP_Temie - But in a nutshell August 29, 2023

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.

by Mmm223 November 19, 2024

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023