Fuck my face

What one typically says when they're experiencing extreme frustration, or a response to an inconvenient surprise

"Ah, I just did the wrong homework assignment! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I forgot to eat dinner! Fuck my face!"

"Oh no, I lost my juul. Fuck my face" - Leo

by brizzyshitdcknson May 4, 2017

Busch to my face

Putting the greatest beer known to mankind to your face in an urgent, desperate, thirsty as fuck, self destructive manner!

Its been a long day.. I need a "Busch to my face" like NOW!!

by Busch to my face March 22, 2017

balls on my face!

An exclamation utilized when you're angry, upset, annoyed or simply feeling random. It is frequently abbreviated as "BOMF!". The shorter variant, "Balls!" is also used, and can also double as a noun (synonymous to bullshit or crap).

Tom walked into the room and suddenly yelled,"Balls on my FACE!"
Leslie giggled and said, "What happened this time?"
Tom waved the paper in his hand. "I totally just failed my Orgo exam!"

Bella gets bumped by a stranger while trying to light her cigarette and it falls to the ground. "Oh, balls! That was my last cig."

Facebook Status: BOMF! I can't find my keys.

Frank pointed ahead of him. "Dude, look at that huge line for the bathroom."
Greg stared incredulously at the line. "Oh man, this shit is balls!"
Frank nodded in agreement. "Straight up balls."

by Jal Pal June 5, 2009

put my face on

to apply make-up to the face. to get "dolled up."

I'm going to put my face on before the big party tonight.

by dumbpanda March 10, 2008

kiss my face

An expression of one's joy after a certain favourable event.

Now who’s it to be,
me or Cliff Thorburn? Thank you very much indeed.

Puts the phone down Kiss my face!

by Tony Hayres January 19, 2003

cock my face

term used to describe when a guy directs a girl's head towards his penis in attempt to invoke oral pleasure

Guy: Bitch, gimme dome! (pushes girl down)
Girl: What the fuck!? You tryin' to cock my face?

by Fedigan December 27, 2007

kicking my face

when one is kicking their own face they are tripping on shrooms or acid.

A: are you still tripping?
B: yeah. i'm still kicking my face.

by aintnobodycurr June 10, 2010