Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.

When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!

by Vtothenessa February 10, 2011

my butt hole is dirty

When your butt hole is dirty

My butt hole is dirty I advise you to lick it clean

by Rumpalicous April 19, 2016

My butt went numb

That was so cool or sweet.

Wow, LOTR: The Return of the King made my butt go numb, it was so good.

by Ashly December 22, 2003

a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 18, 2021

national suck my butt day

a national holiday to suck anyones ass

"yeah, today is national suck my butt day! can i eat your ass?"

by soniab123 April 03, 2021

well slam my butt hole

Used instead of Holy Shit

Look at that train. Well slam my butt hole that train just crashed.

by Well slam my butt hole 101 November 21, 2013

rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!

they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010