Mutated Pollen

Flying little humans that will bite you, kill and set the village on fire. Often mistaken for pollen.

"Dude, I think something just bit me"
"Well what's that on your arm?"
"Oh, it's pollen!"
"That's not pollen... that's a mutated pollen!"
"OUCH! It bit me again!!" ~dies~
~massive swarm of fluffy death rolls into town. Town set on fire~

by Steve Tuesday April 08, 2016

Mutated Mushroom

A mutated mushroom is what an ugly dick looks like, the head is the mushroom and the shaft is the root

“Daniel’s dick looks like a mutated mushroom!!”

by Lmao u succ May 04, 2018

mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 20, 2023

Mutations

Just animals cheating on each other

Dagint, She commited mutations on me

by mmmmop January 09, 2019