Musician

The modern poet.

Musicians are literally the modern poet. Well, some of them more than others.

by IridescentlyLitUp December 14, 2010

outsider musician

An outsider musican is a musician who is a social outcast or does not fit the norm. They are usually reclusive, anti-social, and sometimes cynically insane. They usually do not follow mainstream music rules and their lyrics are very emotional and sometimes strange. Some people enjoy and connect with the candidness of their lyrics while many people feel uncomfortable. Outsider musicians usually become well-known through word of mouth.

Some examples of popular outsider musicians are: Daniel Johnston, Syd Barrett, Larry "Wild Man" Fischer, and The Shaggs. (just to name a few)

by Jim Nearhoof July 28, 2006

Musicians

The one job group other than actors/actresses where nobody cares if they're obscenely rich.

Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.

Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.

by pseudonym name April 21, 2013

mussied

the act of imbibing alcohol only to get to that point of "Black Out."

Should we drink tonight?
No. We should get MUSSIED

by Mussied October 10, 2006

Fart Musician

This is a rare bunch of regular farters that have the ability to not only fart on demand, but also to use the fart as a musical instrument....controlling the tone and intensity of farts that can often last for 2o seconds or more at expert level.

The quality of the finish is important, but strangely the intensity of the stench is not. This is purely comedy value farting for entertainment value.

Venue: the putting green at a nice golf course with friends.

The plot: wait until a friend is about to take a crucial putt, then release the longest fart you can.

The result: everybody pauses while embracing the brilliance of your fart musicianship then when the flatulence stops they all roll around on the green in hysterics. It's great for pissing off people who are queuing behind to play the hole.

by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012

shittiest musicians ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded caches out June 1, 2013

meat whistle musician

One who loves to suck the male reproductive organ, as if it were a musical instrument.

"Hey, look at that douche. What a meat whistle musician."

"I bet that chick would make a mighty fine meat whistle musician."

by AquaX December 24, 2007