What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!
Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.
I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.
Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.
I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.
by Kaizo64 September 1, 2018
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"I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that. " jonathan-On the edge. One of cillian murphys best movies.
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dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,
no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.
being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.
Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.
He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.
he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.
he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out
Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,
Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.
He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you
he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor
and starts to shave
Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted
jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart
as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet
Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key
no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.
being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.
Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.
He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.
he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.
he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out
Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,
Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.
He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you
he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor
and starts to shave
Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted
jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart
as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet
Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key
Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs
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Get the brittany murphy mug.1. the the lead singer of Bauhaus, then in a solo carrer
2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck
2. the best voice that has ever graced to walk this earth
3. best concert giver EVER
4. if you dont like him, you suck
-Hey, I went to go see that Peter Murphy concert at the Masquerade
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.
~YOU DID!!!! I would give anything to be you right now. Peter Murphy is amazing.
by Lysee June 25, 2005
Get the Peter Murphy mug.The theory that when we accidentally drop an object (where ever we happen to be at the moment) it no doubt falls or rolls to the farthest, unreachable place. It is a mysterious theory that never fails to happen.
I was putting on my make up and my lipstick fell on the floor. Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory kicked in because it was no where to be found. I had to hunt and excavate the room in order to finally find it behind the dresser under the rug.
by annieoakley August 7, 2010
Get the Murphy's Far Falling Unreachable Theory mug.Man A: I was going to go out tonight, but when i put my shirt on the sleeve ripped, i couldn't find my keys, The ATM rejected my card so i couldn't get any money out, and all my friends cancelled at the last minute...i think someone has it in for me.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
Man B: Naw, You're just Murphy's Bitch.
by Killin2day June 24, 2011
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