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An act of cunnilingus. (Cunt-licking)
"Oh, Scotty! Give me a muffy, darling!"
by Bean-o April 30, 2003
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A term used by males to describe a girl who is ugly yet many other males still continue to have sex with her
Guy 1: Guess who I just banged?

Guy 2: Uhh Rachel?

Guy 1: No! I did it with Tiffany

Guy 2: That muffy chick?..... I'd bang her too.
by Th3lawmak3r76 October 4, 2012
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Noun; A Muffy is a real sus or gay person

Adjective; Used to describe a person on a scale from lamon to muffy
Kid 1 : Collin is a Muffy.
Kid 2: From a scale of lamon to muffy, Collin is a muffy.
by Mrs. Flanigan September 25, 2020
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I gotta shave my muffy
by Brianne1234 January 12, 2007
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1. used to describe one who is acting in a nerdy and/or uncool manner ie: acting not normal or weird
2. also can be used as an adjective to describe something that is not quite right
3. can also be interpreted as the hair around a womans vagina

This definition of muffy originated back in 1997 when I was in high school. An un-popular girl at my school had a head of hair so poofy and frizzy it resembled a big muff on her head, so we started calling her muffy. The word slowly became an adjective, and started to replace other words in our vocabulary (ie: your hair is muffed instead of your hair is messed up, and what the muff, instead of what the fuck)
1. do you see that lame guy over there trying to pick up those girls? they're just laughing at him.... what a muff!
2. did you just wake up? ...yes... oh, cause your hair is all muffed
3. dude... that chick I was with last night had a HUGE muff!
by Rachel Taylor January 27, 2005
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a homosexual man; feminine male; soft dude; transvestite; loves men; a gay man that dances like beyonce
look at that muffy at the gay bar dancing like beyonce!
by ongibaby October 25, 2009
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She is a cute little kitty who goes MEOWPURRR.
Muffy says meowmeow give me food.
by kate June 3, 2004
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