Face-Muppet

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

by Rob Righter September 9, 2008

Muppet Arms

Typically a person that tries to throw an object but is so weak in thier arms and upper body that said object fails to make any reasonable distance causing ammusement to everyone witnessing it.

1. I first came across this term in the Australian Army, when the instructors would criticize the females practicing grenade throwing who could barely throw the grenade five meters.

2. The (cricket, baseball etc) coach yelled "muppet arms" at the top of his voice every time a player failed by throwing with pathetic force.

by MuppetKing November 11, 2009

Fuzzy Muppet

The successfully delicious combination of Red Wine, boxed preferably, with a dark cola. The ratio of wine to dark cola determines the corresponding Muppet character. A higher percentage of wine is represented by higher intensity Muppets (Animal, Gonzo, Beeker) and a lower percentage of wine is represented by lower intensity Muppets (Kermit the Frog). This obviously results in two truths to become certain:

1) Fozzy Bear is the fair and balanced 50-50 ratio of wine and dark cola

and
2) The Swedish Chef represents any ratio of wine to dark cola that has no wine or dark cola but is the successful combition of whiskey and whiskey. Basically a cup of whiskey. Sometimes garnished with Sudafed.

"My wife can never get my fuzzy muppet the way I like it; she pours Gonzos when I'm in a Kermit kinda mood"

by Sproketmonkey February 6, 2010

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

leather muppet

A person, commonly middle-aged and wealthy, who has tanned, botoxed, and facelifted him or herself to a degree where facial expressions are nearly impossible and the flesh takes on a thickish, brownish sheen. Derived from The Simpsons episode "A Fish Called Selma," in reference to Troy McClure.

A half-dozen leather muppets converged on the mineral makeup counter at the mall and began feverishly dusting sparklies into the hand-tooled lines around their eyes.

by TinaTwice January 11, 2008

Fucking Muppet

Someone who struggles to complete a task at work accurately and in a timely manner and generally fucks it up.
Also commonly know as a Luke.

Luke you're a fucking muppet.

by Dino80 October 22, 2019

Soggy Muppet

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

by Mr. Jim Henson December 19, 2008