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Meatless Muff Diver

A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme satisfaction beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven.

The meatless muff divers may sometimes perform actual intercourse but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
Charlie was born with a disturbingly small cock and was forced to become and Meatless Muff Diver.

Chris has studied for 5 years to become a Meatless Muff Diver, but has not even begun to scratch the surface of such a feat.
by Grinder100 October 12, 2009
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muff digger

'muff' being another word for vagina.
one who inserts fingers into the vagina, or 'muff' if you will; and therefore is digging a muff.
"'ow woz all da muff digging ya muff digger?"
"how was all that vagina digging, you vagina digger?"
by nizzle lizzle July 19, 2004
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Muff Diving

Nick went muff diving last night. Wheeeee!
by Bob Dole November 11, 2002
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muff diving

To eat out a pussy that hasn't been shaved.
Garrett wanted to go muff diving into fur burgers, but he couldn't find any meat.
by Ana Elena October 4, 2005
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muff duffer

Derived from the Australian term for a cattle rustler (cattle duffer).
A lesbian who preys upon straight females.
She specialises in the naive, recently jilted, suggestible, drunk, "cute" etc...She can be either singularly,or a combination of; mercenary, sneaky, subtle, surreptitious, overt, sustained, touchy-feely, duplicitous.
"Dwayne, I'll get the drinks, and while I'm gone you keep that muff duffer off my woman."

"Babe, I don't care about the carbon footprint, you're not carpooling with that muff duffer."
by Malonetogether April 5, 2009
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muff disease

The common "cold-like" symptoms you aquire after waking up next to a random girl & later finding out you went down on her after your black out.

This is not in fact, a cold, it is muff disease.
ex. Make sure you wash it out first or you'll get muff disease.

ex. Jared spread the muff disease to all his friends, much like the spreading of the legs of the girl the muff disease came from
by Tiku January 14, 2008
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MUFF-DIVER

Rachel and Mary are a couple of muff-divers.
by J.M. Sweet February 23, 2004
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