muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

by John Tong April 22, 2005

Muffed up

In a way the same as Muff diving, but all over the place.

Damn...you got all muffed up!!!!!

by iohnoprngs March 22, 2009

muffed

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003

muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018

Mureed

Conventionally, a Mureed is a novice committed to spiritual enlightenment by following a prescribed path under a spiritual guide. This guide may take the title of murshid, pir or shaykh. However, the new age Mureed, or Neo-Mureed, if you will, with their current set of proclivities; is one who regards the consciousness of other men to be superior to his own and to the facts of reality. It is to a Mureed that the superficial appraisal of himself by others is of a primary concern which supersedes truth, facts, reason, and logic. This disapproval by others is so shatteringly terrifying to him that nothing can withstand the blow within his psyche; thus he would deny the evidence of his own eyes and invalidate his consciousness for the sake of any stray charlatan’s moral sanctions. It is only a Mureed who could conceive with such an absurdity of hoping to win an intellectual argument without evidence or any rational construction.

1. Khabib is a great champion & example to young Muslim men but some of his nuthugger fan boys like Mufti Abdullah Dada and others act like they are his mureeds.
2. Majority of Trump supporters are Mureeds as they shamelessly defend him without any truth, facts, reason, or logic.

by Whirlpool12 October 28, 2020

Ya muffed it

Said in accordance with complete and utter failure.

'Well you see what I was trying to..' 'Ya muffed it.'

by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012