Mud Flapping

Turning on the bidet as you begin to defecate, as apposed to afterwards.

Yo! I accidentally turned on the bidet too early. Guess Im going Mud Flapping

by Gary Inc. December 23, 2020

Mud-flapping

the process of getting shit on your shirt while wiping your ass

I had to change my shirt because my last one got caught in a mud-flapping accident.

by myrtle1994 April 23, 2020

mud flaps

Is what a chick gets when she wipes her ass from back to front to many times, most common during bouts of diorreah.

I was going to eat that bitch out then i got a look at the mud flaps on her.

by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006

mud flap

A person whose usefulness barely extends past that of a tire shroud or bug deflector.

Can't you do any right? You're a mud flap! Now get me a beer!

by Bigelow October 16, 2003

Mud Flap

During missionary position-sex with a woman, she farts on your balls.

I was having wicked sex with my girlfriend when she gave me a mud flap.

by Cadillac Williams February 06, 2005

mud flap

a racial slur for a really dark african american

that mud flap stole my bike!

by m c w November 01, 2006

Mud Flap

Where a fat guy doesnt have a stomach hanging in front of him like a beer belly or a keg its a big piece of skin hanging down to his waist or his knee's. Like the flaps on the back of the truck

You anda friend see a guy who streaches and lifts his shirt and all you see is skin not even shaped hanging down.

Your Friends says "Ew he doesnt even have a keg"
You say "No joke it looks like a Mud Flap hanging down like the back of a truck.

by Michaelann Dach December 20, 2008