mudcock

A cock that has been inserted in a male's asshole by accident because it was mistaken for a female's asshole.

I thought the asian hooker was a hot chick but after fucking her in the ass, she rolled over and I saw "her" cock. This is how I got my first case of mudcock.

by Dr.rock. January 16, 2017

Mucoykcus

Mucoykcus is suck yo cum spelled backwords. Meant to confuse an unaware individual whilst hitting on them.

Boy, you make my wanna mucoykcus!

by Theglass.eye January 29, 2018

McCockeyed

The look Prowl gives a big mac after losing his Fleshlight™

I went to MickyD's at 2 am but decided to leave when I saw the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and would take my order.

by Hacka B. August 22, 2021

murcock

bass player of gorillaz murdoc niccals' cock. shortened down to murcock for convenience. is also used as murcock diccals, as dick + niccals (murdoc's last name) also works.

person 1: bro did u watch the saturnz barz video when it was still uncensored?
person 2: yeah man i saw murdoc's murcock! would suck frfr

by sleepyheadxx April 30, 2024

Mudcock

A term used to insult a White man who has sex with black "women", implying that the mans penis is muddy and dirty from being inside the african "american" "female".

I better not find out that you've been seeing Shaniqua again, you mudcock.

by clay_puppington August 7, 2025

Macock

The correct oral pronounciation for the Macaque.

"ITS CALLED THE MACOCK YOU FAGGOT"

by NotPep August 25, 2025

Tommy mcock

a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.

oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.

by Bighonkjonk May 13, 2023