Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

by Eslur June 1, 2019

you bagging what im mowing

are u picking up what im putting down , you smelling what im steppin in, you bayling what im haying .

to ask if one understands the concept of what you are saying and or conversing about.

for example:

mike says: hey im probably goin to take the next left to get to where we need to go quicker , you bagging what im mowing jake.

Jake says: sure do ........ duurrrrrrrrrr

by mrikejake March 21, 2010

mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.

Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?

by popcornrules February 28, 2009

Mowing the lawn

kinda like shaving ur pubes

I'm going to mowing the lawn.

by The horses sent me 555 April 5, 2017

moling

To mole is to curve one's hands in a claw-like shape and make furious digging motions inside another's rectum. The phrase "Can you dig it?" was originally a reference to this practice.

The terms "Mole" and "Hole", in noun form, sometimes refer to moler and molee respectively.

(1)
"Yooo you wanna chill this weekend?"
"Naah dude I can't... I'm molin' my hole"
"Who's your hole?"
"Cole"
"I thought Baird was his mole..."
"Nope. Cole's my hole."

(2)
"I'm constipated."
"Ever try moling?"
"Let's try moling."

by beeeeees October 6, 2011

Mowing my lawn

When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)

Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!

by Jetinsky! April 17, 2019

mowing grass

The act of having sex.

Me and Monica was mowing grass last night.

by Bedfordforrest May 21, 2020