moderation

The art of drinking just enough to relax without losing the skill and complexity of fucking canadian trollops with abandon.
(Oh,sorry, thought this was a canadian dictionary!)

You need to show some moderation there, eh, you don't want to get pissed or that young canuck will bolt all the way back to cowtown.

by Chesterfield Romper January 12, 2008

motivation

A reason why employees across the world don't work any harder. If somebody works as hard as they can, they don't get paid another dime. It's a problem of motivation.

Peter Gibbons: The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Bob Porter: Don't... don't care?

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime, so where's the motivation?

by Office Space Rules December 3, 2009

motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.

"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!

by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012

Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory

A person is more motivated to succeed when another individual tells that person that he or she cannot accomplish a task, negative criticism is used as motivational fuel.

Michael Jordan didn't make the high school basketball team but ended up being in the NBA because of Jackson Dalby's Motivational Theory.

by actionjackson450 April 18, 2018

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

motivational apparel

Motivational apparel is an emerging market within the apparel industry designed to motivate, empower and enhance your perception on life and the world. Motivational apparel helps you embody personal, professional and/or community growth. The core function of any motivational apparel brand is to motivate you to create a more positive and productive mindset and lifestyle for yourself and others. Motivational apparel can range from fitness gear to casual wear, to professional attire. Motivational apparel helps you reflect your core motivation to be an inspiration to yourself and others.

The first known major brand of the motivational apparel market is Progressively Getting Better Inc. (PGB Apparel) founded in 2013" This brand offers creative visual expression through its motivational performance products. It's building a community of motivation seekers who empower themselves and others by affirming the Progressively Getting Better motto that encourages positivity, productivity and social responsibility.

"Anyone who is serious about empowering themselves or others wears motivational apparel daily."

"Motivational apparel allows me to be a walking billboard of motivation and inspiration to others."

"We are seeking to partner with a motivational apparel brand to give customers motivation they can wear and love!"

by PGBunited September 11, 2016

Self-Motorbation

The act of motorboating one's own breasts. See motorboat.

Homegirl's titties were so big she could TOTALLY perform self-motorbation!

by The Utco 4 June 5, 2011