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Mormon Score

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When one takes advantage of a a person of the Mormon faith by asking them to do a specific undesirable task, knowing they can not refuse.
Asking a soliciting Mormon that rings your door bell to help you with yard work.
Mormon Score!
by JayRun April 4, 2011
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mormon steamer

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When a Mormon gets mad at a non-Mormon and craps in a bag and leaves it for the latter as a gift.
After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.
by joseph q smith December 16, 2011
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Mormon Surprise

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When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".
Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.
by sparkles23 July 11, 2009
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Mormon Smackdown

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When one man and several women engage in a dogpile/sexfest.
I got into a Mormon Smackdown last week and there were elbow drops and rimjobs everywhere.
by Thermos Frick July 3, 2008
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Mormon Steeple

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Occurs when a Mormon male becomes visibly aroused in church while staring at a family member.
Jacob's sister is so hot. If I were him I'd never lose my Mormon Steeple.
by Norco Nobody April 17, 2015
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Morton's Law

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The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible
Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law
by I just need chicken salad April 9, 2020
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mormon standard time

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Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children
Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.
by romagic2k17 March 4, 2017
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