morgan freeman

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.

Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!

by DirtyDLS October 13, 2006

Morgan Freemaned

When a dude is accused of sexual misconduct in the workplace and then loses his job. Stems from Morgan Freeman's fall into national scrutiny for his alleged sexual harassment of women.

- Dude, did you hear? Our boss, Nathan got Morgan Freemaned!
- No way bro, did he grope the secretary again!?

by Harvard Dropout June 10, 2018

morgan freeman's voice

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.

Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.

by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016

Morgan Freeman Law

If a movie, TV special, or any source of entertainment that involves with Morgan Freeman, then it is worth watching. Even if the story is horrible or confusing, you have to admit that Morgan Freeman did a great job in that production because it's Morgan Freeman. For example, Evan Almighty has a horrible story, but the only reason why you would want to watch it all over again it's because of Morgan Freeman. Another example is The Love Guru. That movie is horrible from the start to finish, but the only thing you would praise about that movie is Morgan Freeman's voice because it's Morgan Freeman.

Guy 1: Dude, Now You See Me was confusing!
Guy 2: I know right? But I'm here for Morgan Freeman!
Guy 1: Why man?
Guy 2: The Morgan Freeman Law. He's pretty kickass in it.

by MorFree September 14, 2013

The Morgan Freeman Effect

When you see a phrase related to a movie or TV show in text and you immediately hear the actors voice in your head as you read it.

Examples: "Hasta la Vista baby." "Say hello to my little friend." "Here's Johnny!" "Sickness must be purged."
The reason this is referred to as "The Morgan Freeman effect" is because Morgans voice is so distinct and ingrained in peoples memories that it is notoriously and extremely easy to recall when seeing his picture or reading a quote by him.

That phrase has The Morgan Freeman Effect.

by Mooglyshigglesbottoms June 30, 2017

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

morgan freeman

an illegal, but cute red slider turtle from a sketchy shop in New York City. Lives in dorm rooms with the inclination to escape from seemingly impossible enclosures to roam the room for days.

You see my Morgan Freeman? Wait, where is he? *drunk* nooooo morgannnn

by LouderNowLove May 25, 2009