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mississippi moonpie

a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)
1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!
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Washington Moonpie

A washington moonpie is when your having sex and you spit dip spit into a girls vagina and then have sex with her right after.
Man you must have just given her a washington moonpie becasuse she smells just like grizzly wintergreen.
by Eskimo Dave March 10, 2010
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Jersey Moonpie

You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.
I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie
by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009
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Mexican Moonpie

When a guy gets close to finishing with 2 latina chicks and one girl shits on the others ass and vice versa. After the shitting is done, the guy jizzes all over both the chicks asses and they slam their booty cheeks together and create the Mexican Moonpie.
Guy: "Yo man, I can't wait to make a Mexican Moonpie with these 2 Spanish chicks I met at the fiesta!"
by Senor Moonpie April 19, 2018
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alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.
My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.
by Joe Borris September 25, 2011
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Electric Moonpie

When a middle school boy puts his moon pie in the microwave while still in the wrapper. The wrapper continues to spark. The boy eats the electric moon pie and turns into a homosexual
Dylan: “Damn Rick is really gay”

Logan: “Duh! Rick ate an electric moonpie
by TheCircleJercker January 26, 2022
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Midnight Moonpie

When you ejaculate on someone's face when they are sleeping
Who ever falls asleep first gets a midnight moonpie!
by BigRonda November 28, 2012
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