Moonpi

Jmes fuck buddy fo life;a person jme p wants to spend his life with;i love you;even though u dont come to skoo.

i wanna spend the rast of mah life with u even though "i dont love you"

by bob dylan December 11, 2003

hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

by BIG T 49 August 17, 2017

moonpie muncher

Describes the white male of an interracial relationship with a black female. This term is used as an antonymn to term Snicker Licker or the white female of an interracial relationship with a black male.

She was a fine looking piece of dark chocolate, but the only way she knew how to improve her credit rating was to marry a moonpie muncher.

by Crazi8 February 21, 2014

moonpie surprise

While fucking a girl in the doggy-style position, pull out and cum on her lower back while simultaneously shitting in your hand. After your ejaculate is evenly covering a circular area of her lower back, quickly slap the shit on top of your cum.

He was fucking my loose, wet pussy and pulled out when I least expected it. Then, out of nowhere, he shat in his hand and gave me a moonpie surprise on my back.

by Dbo69 February 16, 2010

Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.

Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Moonpie

When u hit it from the back and forget to pull out

I was hittin it from the back and moonpied this bitch

by Kyle32109 April 25, 2021

Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.

That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022