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moonie

v. moonie, moonies

also known simply as a moon, the action of baring one's buttocks to all and sundry. a more offensive alternative to 'the birdie'. also known as 'showing the brown-eye'.
"the young whipper-snapper emerged from the bush, moonied at the old lady and ran off, leaving her with a look of shock and disgust on her face."
by Andrew Duffy February 12, 2004
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Connor Moonie

He is the man every girl wishes for, a striking mix between beauty, intelligence and muscle. Some say he is an oppressive dictator who doent bow down to the gods themselves. The very gods shiver at the mention of his name. To put his might in one paragraph is impossible, his sheer beauty strikes some dumbstruck.
by Bluey706 March 31, 2019
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moonpie

yo josh i moonpied that bitch
by Dustin Mulchi December 9, 2007
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moonpie booty

an asian gurl's ass
that asian gurl at Carl's Jr. had a moonpie booty
by toki4747 August 14, 2008
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moonie

Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).


Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)
These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?
by Francisco March 9, 2005
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alabama moonpie

The act of shitting inside a pie, mixing it so it looks normal, and giving it to someone who you hate.
My principal screamed as she bit into the alabama moonpie that my friend gave her.
by Joe Borris September 25, 2011
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Moonpie

When your loved one has claimed you for their own, and no one else can dip their fingers into the pie...
T: Your my moonpie and nobody else gets to have a slice of you!

L:Hehehehehehe
by T_E August 14, 2015
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