Mongeese

What should be the official and only plural of Mongoose.
(also, if not official plural than at least a legit collective noun)

Look, it's a mongaggle of mongeese!

by pandaninja May 12, 2011

Tana Mongeau

A term used to completely ruin an event

Guy 1: Hey man I’m having a party tonight
Guy2: Dont invite Jim, he’ll Tana Mongeau the whole thing

by HotdogHamburgerGuy July 6, 2018

Mongager

A manager who suffers from retardation, who cannot make manageable decisions.

"Brett is such a mongager"

by anti-mong September 21, 2011

Monger-monger

A Professional Agent, Manager, Representative or Talent Scout of -mongers, such as Fish-mongers, Iron-mongers and War-mongers.

(It should be noted that the organizer of industry events specifically for the Monger-monger community is called a Monger-monger-monger.)

Bill the Fish-monger: “Hi Brian, does Dave represent you, too?”
Brian the Iron-monger: “Hi Bill, yes he does. Dave is the best Monger-monger in town.”
Barry the War-monger: “I will fight you both… if Dave thinks that’s the right next move for me.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 15, 2019

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.

Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!

by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010

Turd Monger

A Turd Monger is someone who has reached a state of having to pass a heavy bowel movement. The Turd Monger however, will not immediately relieve him/herself. Instead, they will allow their bowels to continue to expand as their fecal matter increases, resulting in noisomeness, gaseous emissions (commonly referred to as pre-shit farts) to be excreted from their posterior orifice while being within a close proximity of others. These exudations are generally quite robust and are slow to dissipate, thus resulting in a prolonged period of olfactory anguish to the recipients within range.

It's about time that damn Turd Monger Ricky decided to go and unload! Christ, that chair of his must be explosive by now, considering all the gas he's pumped into it.

by Big Ed Moustapha February 24, 2010

Mong Strength

The uncanny ability for people who are not quite right in the head to have sometimes supernatural strength. Particularly when they are wound up from you calling them a retard.

"Was abusing mental sheppy the other day"
"Fuck that mate, hes got proper mong strength"

by Nozzer September 5, 2006