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Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-eeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous event with friends in an American Western setting involving violence and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some blunts and whiskey with the Native Americans and went moon gooning!
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!
by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under the moon with an elk skull
Guy: I'm going to go Moon Gooning with the natives tonight.
by FeetHuggs April 11, 2024
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Moon Gooning

An action in which someone takes the head or skull of a bison or elk and wears it as a hat before covering their entire body with the blood of that animal. They then gather up a group of friends to do the same and enter the woods to masturbate collectively under the moonlight.

Courtesy of the Goons
Hey bro, wanna go moon gooning? Jake just got crunk on that spicy lean so he's up for anything!
by SuperMegaPanda November 14, 2023
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Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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