Moontacula

“The best thing since sliced bread” has been around in popular English vernacular since before anyone can accurately recall. The phrase is used to describe anything thought to be great, and is used thoughtlessly. Since the dawn of time, a list has been inscribed in the history of the cosmos of the best things ever, an Official List of the Best Things in Existence. Moontaculas are on that list. These should not be compared or mixed up with Spanktaculars, LateShowtaculars or LateNLivetaculars. Moontaculas are the original and the best

"Oh My God that was Moontacula"

"That was the most Moontacula thing I have witnessed"

"Spank is not Moontacula"

by Mooner2009 August 25, 2009

Mooka Laka

A New England term of endearment given to a man cub, usually by a father or other close relative.

I hope you have a good basketball practice my Mooka Laka.

by RedRob64G March 26, 2019

Moostache

A place for storing cows.

Where did you put the cows last night?

Why in the moostache, of course. Where else?

by fligglepop July 9, 2021

Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram

One of the greatest man alive.

Bobby Man Barry is superior to Magnificent Majestic Melon Man Mookram.

by Nizma March 22, 2021

Moobtacular

Used to describe someone with awe-inspiring manboobs, and to incite a tense atmosphere of awkwardness especially after everyone around switches their gaze to the specified person's moobs. Also a magical marriage of the word "Moobs" and "Spectacular."

"Wow Peter, you are absolutely moobtacular!" said Franklin.

by moooooobies February 24, 2011

moktam

A large Bhutanese man with balls made of mountain and with little hair on his head yet a luxurious beard that amazes all that come across it. Built like a brick shithouse and standing at a whopping 6,7 means he is not to be fucked with. He’s the only ever Bhutanese footballer with a long shot on him that has a 100% success rate. Don’t be fooled however he’s not perfect with a nob cheesier than a fondue and leaving school with a C in maths and a B in health and social care he has his obvious weaknesses. Recently he has however been found piping old men for around about ten pounds so watch down them dark alleys for a big scary strokey nonce.

Gammon - Moktam is my favourite footballer
Collin - I like him because he’s fucking white

by Moktam June 29, 2021

Mookaz

Originating from north New Jersey. Sunglases also known as stunna shades and diva shades

Khia: "How she gonna have them fake Gucci Mookaz on?"
Shanika: "Them is Fucci's"

by Breutiful October 4, 2006