moof

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
by AboveThePain February 09, 2009
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Moof

It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.
Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
by cpubot561 December 13, 2016
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When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth
moooooof!
by FoF September 17, 2003
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Nothing really, just an 'M' followed by two 'O''s, finished off with a nice tasty 'F' to make it sound weird.
Despite this, a "moof" is often heard in weird and uncompromising situations, such as when a cow moos "Moo" whilst eating a bunch of grass to have it sound like a "Moof", where the cow chokes and dies.
Also is a lazy way of saying "Move."
*An easily offended cow is eating grass as Jeeb and Foob watch*
Jeeb: "Foob, what do you think cows do all day?"
Foob: "Nothing really. Masturbate, perhaps?"
Cow: "MoOF!!!" *Begins contorting and vehemently dying*
Jeeb: "Oh Foob, you fool! The cow must've been one of those easily offended, sensitive ones! Now it's dying!"
Foob: "Ah. Oh well, at least now it's doing something."

Aych *thinks*: 'Ah... Boob's in front of the TV. I'll have to tell him to move over.'
Aych: "Eh Boob... moof over, you cumstain."
Boob: "Yehwha?! Yemma wanna mewah?"
Aych: "Damn, you poof. I said moof over out of my road, you jizzball!"
Boob: "Genna wamma see da 'vision, eh?"
Aych: "Yes, you slack-jawed fool!"
Boob: "Yeh, eye be moofin' out."
by angry piece of shit October 07, 2009
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To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.
"Moof moof moof."
by Moof March 30, 2004
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A little junis that walks around and make a sound like this all the time. "piiip!"
moof: piiip piiip!
other junis: stfu piipen...
by Niblit November 29, 2004
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That movie Black Swan totally moofed me!
by the krys May 07, 2011
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