A sexy boy with lots of beautiful hair and lots of money also very fit as he goes to an expensive gym
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Get the Montgomery mug.A small town made famous for creating the Texas state flag that was, in previous years, highly regarded for its stunning academic background and highly sophisticated arts programs (choir. theater, band, etc) that earned them a spot as one of the most highly praised schools in Texas.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
It Tom only one year for it to lose that gleaming reputation when it was caught up in a ghastly synthetic drug scandal. After that it became a hotspot for xanax, acid, cocaine and LSD.
Now, Montgomery county is full of small town white kids that think their shit don't stink and have the small town kid mentality that makes them think they can use mommy and daddy's hard earned money for their truck accessories and drugs for them and their friends.
Friend one: dude you used to be such a good guy...what happened
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
Friend two: *snorts line of coke*
Friend three: He's like the Montgomery, Tx of people
by justyourlocalstonerdropout August 30, 2017
Get the montgomery, tx mug.One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Sweetest guy with a great personality. "A lady's man" is what be is known for. Often falls for girls with blonde or brown hair and hazel-green eyes. Loves sports, family and friends, and being loud. He is crazy, plain crazy. Once he sets his mind to somthing he never gives up. The best man a girl could ever get.
Montgomery is one of the most amazing friends I've ever had! I don't know what I would do without him.
by The_girl_typing28 July 8, 2014
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by Deathgrind > you September 19, 2007
Get the flea market montgomery mug.In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.
Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"
by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009
Get the Montgomery Monster mug.A county in Maryland in the DC metro area where you can have the CEO of a multi billion dollar company living in a super wealthy neighborhood 5 minutes from a construction worker living in a working class neighborhood. Areas like Potomac, Bethesda, Chevy Chase etc are extremely wealthy and if you happen to be normal middle class renting a house in one of those areas then I feel sorry for you because you will feel overwhelmed. Areas like Kensington, Germantown, Rockville etc are more standard middle class and areas like Wheaton and Silver Spring are on the lower middle class-lower class end. This doesn't say that there isn't someone living in Potomac who might be lower middle class somehow or that there aren't people in silver spring who are relatively affluent. Many kids though in the richer areas have a fucked view on things because they go to places like Wheaton and shit themselves when really I honestly think it's ok there because I moved to Moco 4 years ago and had spent my childhood in an apartment in a working class neighborhood. Anyway the county is very diverse and you will find everything here.
Potomac guy: I had such a hard day omg I went to Wheaton fucking ghetto holy shit it was scary af bro!!
Kensignton guy: your life is fucked. Fucking Montgomery County
Kensignton guy: your life is fucked. Fucking Montgomery County
by moconahhh August 26, 2013
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My bad dude
god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.
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god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.
by Steezeman May 4, 2007
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