When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.
Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'
Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
Get the mansturation mug.Where you jerk off under someone's bed to scare them. Upon finishing, you shout "HAPPY HALLOWEEN" in your scariest voice.
"Hey, Jimmy, what did you get up to for Halloween. Costume party?"
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."
"No, I just went on a monsterbation spree. Scared the little bastards senseless. It was both a trick and a treat."
"This friendship is over."
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Manstration is when a man becomes bitchy and theres some blood involved...
the word comes from man and frustration.
the word comes from man and frustration.
Billy and Jim got into a fist fight... I think its due to Jim's manstration... I dont want to clean up their mess.
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Get the Mansterbation mug.The act of playing with one's monster unit in an app game in the restroom. At times, it is also done in public. It is a very vulgar act. Stroking, fingering, touching, and aiming are various ways in which one can play with their monster. At times, one can monsterbate furiously and come out not knowing how much time has passed.
Bob: Jim is taking an awful long time in the restroom.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
Joe: He's probably just monsterbating in there.
To be caught in the act is to bring shame to oneself.
Jared: G..Gina! What are you doing here? I thought you left!
Gina: I forgot my keys. Wait, Jared? Oh my god! Are you monsterbating in public? Ew. That's just gross.
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