modelo kite

Used when someone doesn't like the fact that your Mexican. Sent in text form as Mk

"Can you make it tommorow"
"No I can't, mk"
Modelo Kite here signifys that they can make it but dont want to because the person asking is mexican

by Yosukamukanuirin May 4, 2021

Modelo

When you cum deep deep inside a female

Damn bro, I gave her a modelo last night and she loved it.

by JoselitoDerick May 28, 2021

Mandeloreans

A group of super-soldiers from the "Cars" universe.

If Lightning McQueen and Strip Weathers had been able to have one or more Mandeloreans protectively pace them during his second race against Chick Hicks, there might have been less funny business from said puffed-up cheating win-at-all-costs Buick Grand National sedan.

by QuacksO July 8, 2021

mondelaying

The art of doing nothing for an extended period of time

What you doing?

Nothing much. Just mondelaying

by Mondelaying November 3, 2021

Modelo Racing Stripes

The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.

Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.

by buttfist May 27, 2022

mondilophobia

The fear or inability to sleep in a bid to avoid waking up to a Monday.

My mondilophobia doesn't help, I always see a Monday.

by Petrus__ November 13, 2022

Modelo effect

The ability to find people to be SO much prettier after a few Modelos.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don’t leave with that chick! She’s missing some teeth and she has a unibrow! You’re suffering from the Modelo Effect.

by Oreosgirlfriend December 29, 2023