1.) Gathering of High School or college students who emulate a useless and powerless multi-national body to discuss issues that are neither relevant, useful or mildly interesting.
2.) A chance to escape from the mundane flow of a normal school day.
3.) An oppurtunity to test corny pickup lines half of which involve teh counrty of Djibouti.
4.) An oppurtunity to see scores of socially inept teenagers in one room.
5.) A place to meet many diverse and interesting people who will only be known by the name of their country.
6.) The only place where and agreement between Israel and Plaestine ahs ever been reached.
7.) Place where parlimentary procedure goes to die.
2.) A chance to escape from the mundane flow of a normal school day.
3.) An oppurtunity to test corny pickup lines half of which involve teh counrty of Djibouti.
4.) An oppurtunity to see scores of socially inept teenagers in one room.
5.) A place to meet many diverse and interesting people who will only be known by the name of their country.
6.) The only place where and agreement between Israel and Plaestine ahs ever been reached.
7.) Place where parlimentary procedure goes to die.
From Model UN:
Chair: Decorum!
Delegate from Belgium: I hope that gavel's not the only thing your banging.
Delegate from Belarus: Would you be asignatory to working paper 1.2?
Delegate from Russian Federation: I appreciate the offer, but I just don't like you.
Delegate from Kazakhstan: Motion for a dance break!
Delegate from Singapore: Motion for a semi-moderated caucus.
Chair: Do you mean an unmoderated caucus?
Delegate from Singapore: No. You know asemi-moderated caucus, it's less formal.
Chair: Please sit down.
Chair: Since we only have a few minutes left, we will now vote on superlatives. Any suggestions?
Delegate from Kenya: Most likely to be assassinated.
Chair: That's easy, anyone who makes fun of Chuck Norris.
Chair: Decorum!
Delegate from Belgium: I hope that gavel's not the only thing your banging.
Delegate from Belarus: Would you be asignatory to working paper 1.2?
Delegate from Russian Federation: I appreciate the offer, but I just don't like you.
Delegate from Kazakhstan: Motion for a dance break!
Delegate from Singapore: Motion for a semi-moderated caucus.
Chair: Do you mean an unmoderated caucus?
Delegate from Singapore: No. You know asemi-moderated caucus, it's less formal.
Chair: Please sit down.
Chair: Since we only have a few minutes left, we will now vote on superlatives. Any suggestions?
Delegate from Kenya: Most likely to be assassinated.
Chair: That's easy, anyone who makes fun of Chuck Norris.
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One of the oldest, most durable, and loudest keyboards produced. IBM started producing them back in the late 80s, as computer-centric clones of the keyboard of Selectric typewriters. Capable of bludgeoning your average Windows-mushy-keyboard user and living to type for another 10 years.
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"You lamer. Use a Model M! I don't got no stinking windows keys."
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Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world
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Hirty Harry: You bastard.
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Get the MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER mug.A confernce wher high school students can go and simulate the United Nations.. Each student is assinged to a country and must represent said country. Some Popular ones are W&M, GW, Georgetown, Princeton, Harvard, UPENN, and JHU
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Model UN is AMAZING!
"Its not how big your Plaquered is its how long you can keep it up"
"I'd like to moderate you caucus"
"Motion to invade Djibouti with the help of Greece"
"If You're as long as the speakers list meet me in the bathroom!"
"Its not how big your Plaquered is its how long you can keep it up"
"I'd like to moderate you caucus"
"Motion to invade Djibouti with the help of Greece"
"If You're as long as the speakers list meet me in the bathroom!"
by Delagate from China November 9, 2006
Get the Model UN mug.1. A club, particularly one that kicks ass, which is available in many high schools and debates current world issues, much like the real Model United Nations.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.
2. A group of people who, A. Know how to delegate, and, B. Know how to have a good time.
1. After winning best delegation in their conference, the John P Stevens Model United Nations club knew they were destined for greatness.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.
2. After committee, the Model United Nations-ers decided to go out and have fun.
by Lee N Senaldruin May 26, 2006
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