moby

A guy, usually ugly, who is with a chick that is way too hot for him to even associate with.

After spotting an attractive female and seeing the tool she was with, one would say, "That guy is a freaking moby."

origin: Moby singing with Gwen Stefani

by geoff March 8, 2004

moby

dildo that is made to be bigger than normal

By creating moby you have created a monster literally!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Moby

a person who has far too many dvds.

this guy has a moby collection

by madd dogg May 15, 2003

Mobi

Some ugly ass nigga

Who this ugly ass nigga mobi

by Tuffnigga23 February 4, 2019

Moby Huge

A moby huge is a 3 ft tall dildo.

"Can I fit a moby huge in my ass?"

"It fit in mine."

by anthony's fake laugh February 13, 2018

Moby Shit

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Moby for one

Lying to yourself and others about going to Moby Dick Brewery for “one” beer and proceeding to drink three beers minimum.

Someone: Dude I’m buzzed as fuck, I need to het home and sleep before work tomorrow.
Someone: Moby For One?
Someone: sure….

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021