Mummy Surprise

After one deficates, one wraps their finger(s) with toilet paper and inserts into the deficaters anus; thoroughly cleaning the sphincter.

After pooping this morning, Charley avoided another Brown Ballerina by having Eric give him a Mummy Surprise.

by JediWords October 12, 2016

mummyfucker

Someone who is romantically and/or sexually attracted to (fictional) mummies.

Someone who appreciates the beauty of the bandages and the mystery that lies buried underneath.

*Not to be confused with necrophilia since they aren’t actually dead

“Hey have you read Rurouni Kenshin?”
“Hell yeah I have, Shishio is so damn hot. I’m such a mummyfucker now.”

by mummyfucker#1 October 11, 2019

Muscle Mummy

A jacked and juicy woman

If she can crush your skull with her things she is a muscle mummy

by Needs a muscle mummy to smash August 3, 2022

Mummy Dick

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Mummy Dust

Mummy Dust – a slang term referring to components, ingredients, or accessories that manufacturers add to their products to enhance them, but which have no useful, or scientific basis for inclusion.

Vitamins added to shampoo are just mummy dust.

by Joanne King October 5, 2006

Mummy Rock

The music of Marylin Manson.

I dig that Mummy Rock. Mummy Rock? Yeah, you know Marylin Manson.

by dead777 October 15, 2008

Dirty Mummy

When you have anal sex with a partner and upon withdrawl, either you have poop dick or they shit the sheets. You then wrap the shitter in the dirty sheets and toss them outside or you wipe your dirty dick in the sheets then wrap the shitter in the sheets.

Don't have sex with Ken. I heard Jimmy fucked him and then had to give him a Dirty Mummy afterwards cuz Ken shit the bed.

by Theif in the Night January 26, 2009