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minty silver

Someone who looks attractive but not the best looking
Person one: omg that guy is so hot!

Person two: mm he's okay I guess, I'm going to rate him a minty silver!
by @starstruckkillz August 25, 2011
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Minty Sensation

When you’re done brushing your teeth, you use the foam left behind from the toopaste as lubrication as you stick it up your ass.
Dad: Son, what kind of masturbation are you going to try tonight?
Son: I’m going to try a minty Sensation after I brush my teeth!!
by This isn't me November 21, 2017
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The ol' Minty Stewart

A phrase with multiple meanings, all of which obvious depending on the context. For example, if you've been snubbed or blanked by someone, then they've served you up a right ol' Minty steward. Additionally, it may refer to something utterly stupid, for example, if you were standing on a box to get something heavy off a ledge, you may well be performing the ol' Minty Stewart, or if you've decided to place a slice of garlic under your foot at night to detox, then that may well be the ol' Minty Stewart. Finally, it may refer to a prank or scheme in motion, particularly if it's not well thought out.
1) "I messaged Andrew last night about that money he owes me, but I got nothing. He's served me up a right ol' Minty Stewart"
2) "Did you hear about Alice the other day? She was trying to make her nails dry faster using her hair straighteners. Didn't hear what happened after, but it sounds like the makings of a right ol' Minty Stewart"
3)

Person 1:"Terry just bought a drone and now he thinks he's a film maker, come have a look"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty Stewart"
4)

Person 1: "We just switched out Gary's car's engine for his lawnmower motor, this is going to be hilarious and easy to fix afterwards"
Person 2:"ah, the ol' Minty stewart"
by FriendWords December 3, 2018
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Mista Sista

Two girls that have sexual intercourse with the same gentleman.
Amber: Hey Brittney, you screwed Matt?!? Yay! We are Mista Sista's!!

Brittney: Ya!! I heard you did too! He was awesome!!!
by DURB February 19, 2015
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musty snake

first, you buy a snake, then you hide it between your asscheeks and you fuck the girl, you have to be on top for this to work right, so she doesnt see the snake, when it gets intense, you piss in her vagina, then let the snake go, creating a musty smell and the random appearance of a snake.
last week i gave nates mom a musty snake, she didnt see it coming.
by crustynraunchy January 2, 2008
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Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.
I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.
by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009
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