mestizo

A Spanish word literally meaning "mixed" usually refering to someone who is mixed between Spanish and Native American.

Girl: That guy is fine as hell
Friend: Yea, he's a mestizo

by COMMUNIST_USA September 18, 2005

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

by vloky July 1, 2004

Nasty Mastin

When you pour a liquid into someones vagina and put her legs over your shoulders and drink it out.

I gave Jody Terry a Nasty Mastin last night.

by Scott Junk October 26, 2010

misdick

to inadvertently dick

i was going to just get to know her but i misdicked!

by Pkarthik June 30, 2021

Cell Misdirection

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.

When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.

by Skolden December 14, 2012

english mastiff

A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog

Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!

by Stufflover October 5, 2013

Mistina

Mistina is a beautiful girl who is always funny. She is awesome at sports and always sticks up for herself, but she is sweet too and loves music more than anything. She is fun to hang out with and everybody wants to be her friend.

Mistina kicked butt at softball last night and did you hear her new song?

by Elizabella February 4, 2010