Missouri alarm clock

The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.

I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.

by angela75 April 6, 2010

West Plains Missouri

If you want Meth, they've got it.

West Plains Missouri is so known for meth it is often referred to as Meth Plains

by Bfwangs June 23, 2017

missonym

A reference or comparison which is exactly opposite of what is intended by the speaker/writer. A complete literary miss.

Talking about the Toyota Volta as the "Priapus", where the figure Priapus had an erection he couldn't control is a missonym because sports cars indicate sexual impotence.

by Jeff L July 28, 2004

Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

by rusty'stache January 8, 2011

union missouri

A small town in the middle of butt fuckin no where full of fake people and drug addicts. There's sluts and whores everywhere. But what can you expect from a town that neighbors Skank Clair Missouri?

"Have you ever heard of Union M-"
"let me stop you there. have YOU ever seen more drug addicts in your life?"
"That's definitely union Missouri"

by AnusWrecker4206969 May 3, 2018

giana masso

a very radical person with a heart of gold who loves the walking dead and breaking bad, she goes out of her way to make others happy. synonyms are kind,nice, and whole hearted

aw she is such a giana masso

by jswaggieee December 1, 2013

Missouri

Anybody want some Meth, Heroin, or Tornadoes? Well, Missouri has all 3!

Guy 1: I want some heroin!
Guy 2: Well, move to Missouri and get some!

by MethHeroinCrackCocain June 9, 2019