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Dammit Miles

A plague on both your houses
Used as a curse when something bad happens to you blame the king of black magic, Miles
*drops book* Dammit Miles!
*Dies during gameplay* Dammit Miles
by applechicken December 25, 2013
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mathis miles

A member of the BuddhismHotline that is mentally challenged (retarded). It is said that Johnathon Hills has buried Mathis Miles under his house after abusing him multiple times, and the only other person that knows about it is a known caller of the program, Deus03
Mathis Miles is funny when he says 123 aboose
by Vaporing July 9, 2018
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Chris David Miles

When someone is basically the dopest in the game right now.
Is that Chris David Miles? Ew, was he even invited?
by Chris David Miles September 14, 2017
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Molesterol

Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.

Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.

In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."

Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014
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massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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Frequent Higher Miles

When a drug dealer lowers their prices for you because you pick up off of them constantly.
"How did you get all of those morphine's, dilaudid's, lorazepams, and adderall for $30"

I guess it was because I've got "Frequent Higher Miles" with him
by JTRATHJEN December 20, 2008
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Doing a Miles

When a male is producing tears in response to emotional distress due to being met with indifference to his romantic advances on a female he has been unable to procure.
by TIGERBRUV January 2, 2012
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